Blek (literally)

Not feeling well.  Puking up whatever I’ve eaten the past month.  Be back in a couple of days.  I’ll lurk, but posting will have to take a backseat while I get caught up on my work tomorrow and Wednesday.

Going to go watch Cartoon Network, now.

I still feel sick, but after close to 24 hours of throwing up (violently), I can finally stomach some nice cold ginger-ale and some soup.  I feel like someone has hit me in the head with a bat a few million times and every muscle aches.  I have a slight fever, so that might be why.   I’ll be back for the next caption contest.  I have to totally change my lesson plans and get caught up with school-work.  I’m not going in, tomorrow, though.  Just not feeling well.

Monday = Quiz


You Are 45% Pirate


Ahoy matey! Ye can think o’ yerself as a swashbuckler in trainin’.

If ye study hard an ‘do what the captain tells ye, ye may be gettin’ part o’ the booty.

Get to work on yer pillagin’, swordfightin’, an’ drinkin’.

Ye dasn’t want to end up in Davy Jones’ locker, so make sure ye pipe down when the captain be around.

Sunday Song

John 14:6
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Simply put, there is just no other way.

“In Christ Alone”–Newsboys

Weighin’ In

a-acarFluid girl is back!  YAY!  I’m up four pounds this week.  It’s all good, because I know it is fluid.  Aside from yesterday’s cheesesteak, which is probably weighing me up (heh), I ate really, really well.

I had my afterschool activities the past week and a half, and I tend to really go up the fluid scale when that happens.  I went back through my weight log, and when I am at school until 6-6:30 p.m., my weight is up for the weight reports I do (as are the leg cramps).  I think I’m still a little swollen from Thursday’s visit to see Pinboy, too.  No, he wasn’t beating me up or anything; I just worked really hard.

Earlier in the week, I was able to endure the treadmill incline of 14 at 2.2 mph.  That burned 250 calories in 15 minutes.  That was pretty cool, and Pinboy turned things down a bit after that, since it is not something I should do for a long period of time at first–build up to it.  Thursday, however, I really pushed.

Pinboy had me working against my body.  I did three sets of 30 squats while holding a 12 lb. medicine ball.  Then, he had me do something that will really improve my ability to go up and down steps.  Pinboy put a two-foot step/platform thing next to the wall for me to go up and down like stairs.  I need a railing for stairs.  If the railing is on the left I do pretty well, if the railing is on the right, I can only go up one step at a time, one foot at a time.  If there is no railing, I need a wall and hope for the best.  So, I tried putting my hands against the wall in front of me, but I think the resulting angle made it a no-go for launch.  It is not that I didn’t want to do it, either.  I really want to get my legs back to normal.   But, a combination of me favoring my right leg for so long and not healing right keep haunting me.  However, Pinboy had an idea:  he put the step in front of a support beam that runs from the ceiling to the floor.  I put my hands up on it and grabbed for dear life as I went up (ended up with an arm workout, too).  I thought I’d be cute and lead with my left; however, Pinboy caught on to my ways, and he had me concentrate on always leading with my right, so that I can work on its strength and my ability to go up steps.  I did one set of twenty leading with the left and then Pinboy had me do two sets of ten with the right.  He had me sit down in between sets for about a minute.  During that time we had a chance to talk about my progress and that he thinks doing these things will help boost the weight-loss.  He said it will take a while, he used the word patience and that he has plenty of it for me.  I bring this up for a reason:  I lack patience with myself in a lot of things that I do.  However, this is one area where I know I have to be nothing but “go-with-the-flow.”  I sometimes feel that others are annoyed with me, but it is usually my impatience for myself, so I’ve been praying about that, and I have been asking God that Pinboy be patient with me (because I know he wants to do all kinds of things and I feel like I bore him for an hour).  It probably sounds like a stupid thing to pray about, but I have to be in this for the long-haul.  My health depends on it.

Just some questions

heippa_kaikille11.  Did I miss something in potato identification class?

My mom called and left a message on my phone, “You don’t have to pick up dinner while you are out.  I stopped and got you a cheesesteak.  I didn’t get you french fries because you’ve had potatoes a couple of times this week, but I got you chips.”

Are POTATO chips no longer made of potatoes?  Just wondering.

(In all fairness, my mom isn’t feeling well, and perhaps she’s feverish.  I also had plans on something healthy for dinner.  Had I spoken up and said, “I wish you’d ask if I want that kind of food before you buy something for me, because I really don’t want to eat that stuff,” her feelings would have been hurt..really and truly, so I ate the cheeseseak and it was really, really good.)

2.  Why do I find myself watching Friday Night Smackdown most Friday nights?

3.  Tomorrow, I have to plan my whole week and type up everything I need.  Sunday I have church, lunch with my dad, and hopefully I’ll be practicing my guitar to begin learning it, again.  Think I can fit it all in?  I was going to go to the gym tomorrow, too.  Forgot to add that one.

4.  Uh…I can’t think of anything else.   Can you?

Caption Contest

So, what do girls talk about in the bathroom?  I’m not telling; however, it would be interesting to know what girls in costumes have to say.  So, provide your witty and entertaining captions.  I’ll post winners Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend, y’all!  🙂

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Sorry this is so late, folks.  Just not feeling all that well this week, and it took extra effort just to blink my eyes.  🙂

THE WINNERS!!!!!
3.  Sssteve
And remember, no matter what Wyatt says, he can’t fix your parking tickets!

2.  John D
The X-Men are about to meet their ultimate nemesis, the XXX-Women.

This past week’s winner…
1.  Diller
And like..I ate this tofu pizza thing..And like….He’s got this really cool…..And like…… I ate this organic salad thing…And like…He told me you don’t….And like…..what EVER you do…don’t go in the stall!

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

Family Security Matters I won here last week!

Gone Rick Motel I won here last week!

Right Pundits

Rodney Dill

Wyatt

Biblical-type rant

Wooden Christian CrossI just heard a sobering statistic for people who identify themselves as born-again Christian-types like me.  Only one-third consult God and the Bible when making decisions, especially decisions invovling marriage, children, and such.  That’s akin to building your million dollar mansion on a landfill.

I’m not perfect and can honestly say that I’ve been one of those people.  I’m trying to not be like that, now.  It is hard, though.

As the world is just faltering morally and in every other respect, do you think maybe God is trying to remind us who is in control?  We need Him and should never feel like we can’t turn back to Him.  God doesn’t turn His back on us.  However, when we turn our back on Him, how can we be shocked when our faith is attacked by others?  Also, how can we expect to be blessed, having that abundant life that God promised?

I’m guilty of it.

Okay, I’ll get off my soap-box, now.

Revelations 2:1-7

1“To the angel of the church in Ephesus write:
These are the words of him who holds the seven stars in his right hand and walks among the seven golden lampstands: 2I know your deeds, your hard work and your perseverance. I know that you cannot tolerate wicked men, that you have tested those who claim to be apostles but are not, and have found them false. 3You have persevered and have endured hardships for my name, and have not grown weary. 4Yet I hold this against you: You have forsaken your first love. 5Remember the height from which you have fallen! Repent and do the things you did at first. If you do not repent, I will come to you and remove your lampstand from its place. 6But you have this in your favor: You hate the practices of the Nicolaitans, which I also hate. 7He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. To him who overcomes, I will give the right to eat from the tree of life, which is in the paradise of God.

A good thing…

a-afry1Do you remember when you were a little kid and had a passion about something?  You saw a world without gray areas, and when you saw something that needed to be done, you thought that it must be done.  The adult saying “what if” was never in the picture.

Well, that’s how I perceive six-year-old Tom Fryers of England.

Tom Fryers, who nearly died at birth from oxygen starvation, has climbed all 214 peaks in Alfred Wainwright’s famous Lake District guides.

And he has raised £2,500 for the Sheffield’s Jessop Wing Maternity Hospital in the process, reports the Daily Telegraph.

Tom scaled his first peak when he was just three and a half and has since covered 480 miles and more than 150,000ft of ascent in 62 days on the fells.

In one gruelling 15-mile session he conquered the two highest peaks in England – 3,162ft Scafell and 3,209ft Scafell Pike.

Mr Fryers, 41, a health worker, from Oxspring, near Penistone, south Yorkshire, said: “When Tom was born he was virtually dead. He had a very traumatic start to his life and spent a week in intensive care.

“It’s a miracle he survived, and even then we didn’t expect him to be fully healthy. But he couldn’t be more alive, he has more energy than I have and he loves the outdoors.”
(H/T:  ANANOVA)

This is equal to climbing five Mt. Everests.

We should all have this kind of spunk!