Caption contest winners and headlines…

To see this week’s caption contest winner, CLICK HERE.

And now for the headlines (some of which might make your head explode):
1.  (Gore’s) Accuser’s friends urged her to remain silent, ‘otherwise, world’s going to be destroyed from global warming’

Then they pushed her off of the top of the ziggurat and prayed to the tree fairies.

2.  FDA: Airline Food Nationwide Fails To Meet Health Standards
Hmmm…they took Green eggs and ham kind of seriously, eh?

3.  Kagan’s Own Words: It’s Fine If Law Bans Books Because Government Won’t Really Enforce It
Well, it is not like the folks in the government read any laws, bills, public opinion, etc…

4.  5 Things Your Boss is Thinking as You Ask for a Raise
a.  “I wonder if my tee-time can be moved up.”
b.  “If I hit this delusional twit between the eyes with a paperclip launched by a tight rubber band, what kind of mark will it leave?”
c.  “Gee, this seems like a nice enough guy; ooooo butterfly outside my window.”
d.  “Dag, this guy has been here so long that I could hire two, newly minted college graduates and tell them how I want them to think…maybe I should fire the guy.”
e.  “I’ll give ya a raise!”

5.  Police arrest models after fashion show
Apparently they were caught stealing a french fry from the venue’s kitchen.

Sunday Song

John 13:34-35
“A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.”

Imagine if we all followed this command. I think our lives would be much less complicated. Don’t you think?

 

“Hold Us Together”—Matt Maher

Caption Contest

Well, folks, it seems that last week’s photo was a dud.  Sorry about that.  Hopefully, this week’s photo choice will spur your funny.  A couple of rules:  Nothing racist and nothing that contains profanity.  I received an entry that I did not post last week because of content.  Have fun, but be mature about it.  🙂  Thank you, and have a wonderful weekend! 

This week’s winner is. . .

Rick

My teleprompter just quit.So I do not know the anwser.

 

 

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS

Cowboy Blob

Family Security Matters

Military Times

Rodney Dill

Wizbang

Wyatt 

Ummm…..WOW!

Well, you can’t say I don’t have a type.  Unfortunately, this type is only to be found in ’80s rock stars and on the movie screen.  Ordinary guys can’t really carry this off, because they don’t have professionals making them look this hot and yummy.  In any case, I just wanted to share…I’m generous like that.

The new "Conan the Barbarian," Jason Momoa.

Sunday Song

Today, I have decided to post a video that speaks to God’s relationship to us as our Father.  When you stop to allow yourself to think about it, His love is truly unfathomable.  We have our earthly limits in our capacity to really understand Him; however, He never gives up trying to show Himself to us.

He is our Father.  It is up to us if we accept him as such.

Even if you don’t have an earthly father that you can depend on, or who sadly might have passed on, you will ALWAYS have your Heavenly Father.

Happy Father’s Day! 

Caption Contest

Sorry about the break in action, folks. I’ve been nursing a nasty back muscle issue. Here is this week’s caption contest. You’ll have until Tuesday to provide your entries, and I will post winners that evening. Have a wonderful weekend! 🙂

 

This weeks winner is….

Wyatt-

Vice-President and Mrs. Joe Biden finally get their “date night.”

 

 

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

 Cowboy Blob
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT’s Ponderings
Wyatt