New cause = new flavor

Liberals and and Hollywood types like to have causes…we know this. However, time is ticking on their current flavor-of-the-moment causes. Hmm….never see those red ribbons much, do we? As I see it, the current causes of global warming and the plight of those in different areas of Africa have a ticking clock. (Seriously, I knew about the stuff happening in Africa years ago…where were they then?)

Since these causes will soon lose their flavor with the holier-than-though crowd, how about we come up with new causes to fill up those empty tree-hugging arms?

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HEADLINES!!!!!

I’m really suffering from major writer’s block. I’m at the mid-point of my marking period and that, combined with major prostrastination, has resulted in an inability to compose anything of a coherent nature. So here are my unoriginal headlines. Enjoy!

“Girl can stack, unstack 12 cups in 5.3 seconds”

I can do that, too. You take one out from the bottom, duh.

“Efforts to plug Indonesian “mud volcano” resume”

If it is successful, plans to plug Mt. Al Gore will commence.

“Group says U.S. restaurants promote ‘extreme eating'”

Finally, a sport in which all of us kick ass!

“Study: Garlic won’t lower cholesterol”

However, it will lower your chances of getting a little somethin’ somethin’.

“Cuba’s cigar festival underway”

Bill Clinton is the keynote speaker with his speech, “101 Uses for a Cigar.”

“Beaver returns to New York City after 200 years”

Rosie O’Donnell reportedly very excited and planning an extensive hunt.

“Newsweek: Dark-horse Kucinich plots his course”

Luckily for us it is a circular course, since it is endless and pointless.

“Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity”

Dies without a smile on his face.

“Diplomats to draft new U.N. sanctions on Iran”

Experts assert the draft will reach #1 on the NY Times best seller list for fiction.

“Power: Gore mansion uses 20x average household; consumption increase after ‘truth'”

Well, he had to have all those parties and he is afraid of the dark. Poor little baby.

SATURDAY MORNING YUMMIES!!!!

I rarely eat donuts, but when I do, these are absolutely my favorite ones to eat!

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
But on the inside, you’re a total pushover and completely soft.
You’re a traditionalist, and you don’t change easily.
You’re likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it’s sold out.

It’s a happy Friday when it is a pimpin’ Friday!


I have nothing this weekend. While I am feeling better, I just don’t have the brain cells to form anything worth reading and I’m tired of subjecting you all to RT Tube. However, there are some worthwhile offerings from a few of our blog buddies.

Rachel has a question for discussion. What do you think? Does saying someone is an illegal immigrant constitute that statement as racist? (or something like that)

Wyatt has a hockey inspired caption contest and his Friday list of hate and bile.

If you are in a mischievous mood, follow the link provided by Fmragtops to “sp@m” a fellow blogger’s comments because she is a liberal and she is away. Hey…she told FM and FIAR not to do it, so you know…they just had to do it. It is all good fun in the name of ending terrorism. Think of it as a spam-a-thon.

Oh heck…here’s a song performed on the British comedy, The Young Ones. It might make your Friday night poker game more fun. I think I need to re-learn how to play.

Just a laugh…

Hoping to appease the Tazmanian devil that has taken residence inside my body, I thought some humor might help. Well, it hasn’t, but I thought I’d share this story about a hockey goalie gone loco. It then reminded me of my favorite hockey movie:

Grrrrrrr.


There is so much in this world that is making me angry and I want to post about all of it. There are some fun things I want to post about, as well. However, I can’t put a complete thought together. I do seem to be able to drool rather well, though. I’m not feeling so good. I’ll be back in a couple of days.

In an effort to get something new (and funny) here, what is your favorite one-liner, or what do you say to people just to unhinge them enough to give yourself a laugh?