Picture of the Day

So, after missing the last two days of work (three, including Monday), I went back to school, today. If I could stop coughing, I’d be a really happy person. My head would stop pounding, my voice might return, and I might be able to sleep more than a few hours without waking up from hacking off my head.

During my prep period, I went for some comfort: my cough drops, hot tea, soup, and jello. There’s always room for jello! Heh.

Have a good Friday! 🙂 I’m going to go take some Tylenol and have a little ice cream–for medicinal purposes, only, of course. Really. Seriously.

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Caption Contest

I wonder if those glasses help “President Tom” with his perception of reality?

Have fun with this caption contest. If you want to do a Photoshop, feel free. This week, I will post the winner Tuesday evening.


THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!

5. Rodney Dill: “I am Jake Rednblues… I’m on a mission from God.”

4. Dennis: These X-Ray goggles suck…Kill the inventor!

3. Cowboy Blob: Does that Nose come with the glasses?

2. Deathlok: If you wear these glasses while enriching uranium, it looks like America’s coming right at you.

This week’s winner is. . .

1. Wyatt Earp: President Tom arrives for the gala Iranian premiere of Friday the 13th III (in 3D) . . . only 25 years after the rest of the world.

Cowboy Blob entry:

Other contests you should visit:

Pimping and Warfare

Yeah, I know the two seem oddly coupled, but whatever.

Ambulance Driver has an amazing clip of a British gentleman giving his highly polished .02 about Saudi Arabia, Islamofascism and his beloved country. It is excellent, and while AD says the guy should run for Parliament, I’d take it further and say, Prime Minister.

Wyatt has Obama’s plans for our defense (or extreme lack of it). It will make you say, “WTF!”

The warfare? This is kind of cool:

Headlines!

1. Kin bury body, find out loved one’s alive
They are sooooo out of the will, now!

2. Okay, what rhymes with Kyrgyzstan?
I do not like green eggs and ham? Well, it is a near rhyme.

3. Dude, I think we picked the wrong bar
What’s with all the guys grabbing ass?
(Actually THIS is a pretty good story.)

4. Iowa man fired for prostitute requests
I guess he read the benefits package without his glasses.
(For the idiotic real story, click HERE.)

5. Mayor, City Employee Under Fire After Found Passed Out on Street in Vomit…
Their attempt to create, Public Servants Gone Wild: Mid-Winter Break, didn’t go as planned.

BONUS!!!
And here’s
a headline all of our veterans should be lucky enough to have written about them, because they deserve it!

Thought this was cute!

When I was a little kid, one of my favorite songs to sing in Sunday school (aside from the marching with infantry song) was about a little guy named Zacchaeus. So, when I saw this comic/cartoon, it made me giggle. I’ve included the words to the song in case you need the reference (words are below the cartoon; the song itself-click the link).

Zacchaeus was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he
He climbed up in a sycamore tree
For the Lord he wanted to see
And as the Savior passed that way
He looked up in that tree
And He said, “Zacchaeus, you come down!
For I’m going to your house today
For I’m going to your house to stay”

**This wasn’t enough for another post, but I’m home sick just wandering aimlessly around the internet. I didn’t need to see this site. Whimper, whimper.

Oh, the play Shakespeare could write

It’s funny, really. As an observer of what is happening in the Democratic race for a candidate for president, I’ve noticed several things:

Despite his inability to say anything of real substance and stammering to come up with an answer that isn’t some broad statement using the words “change” and “hope,” Obama seems to be steamrolling Hillary. Well, much aided by the mainstream media who fawns over him. So aptly portrayed by SNL. (This is the only link to the SNL skit.)

Then we have Hillary. For so many years she was the feared “ice-queen” type. She ruled her domain and those around her through the use of fear. Bitch may be the new black (according to Fey and her editorial on SNL), but it does not necessarily “suit” a leader. Just how does one wear bitch? My guess? It would have to be a really warm coat. As you can see, there is no REAL love for Hillary, in my estimation I’d say “bitch” is lonely and cold.

Why do I find all of this funny? Obama and Hillary argue about non-issues while ignoring the huge issues of our safety, security, and what they’d really do–you know, they are all talk minus any real plans.

Hillary’s tried and true hackneyed use of intimidation, lies, double-speak and such just don’t seem to be working for her these days. It makes me wonder just how all of those things worked for so long in years past. It was the charismatic male (who the media fawned over like a lovesick 15 year-old) that promised things from a town called Hope, building a bridge…to nowhere.

Essentially, she is running against her husband.

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(Btw., doesn’t that picture make you think Obama is going to say, “Do you smell what the ‘Rack is cooking?” Heh!)