What do you do when you wake up shortly after 2:00 a.m.? You compose a really lame post! Woo hoooo! I must be getting old.
1. Lettuce Truck Crashes Into Man’s Kitchen
Talk about a tossed salad.
2. Rare snowstorm hits the Middle East
All together now: Hell hath frozen over.
3. Why Edwards Never Caught On
He’s an ass?
4. Woman arrested after crowbar slips from pants
Ummm….I’ll just go with the possibility that she has some kind of envy problem.
5. Man sets station on fire over playlist
Well, you can only hear “More than a Feeling” so many times before you want to set fire to things.
6. Woman in burning truck keeps driving
She was too busy putting on make up and having a heated discussion on her cell phone.
7. Man struggles to return from the dead
That whole heart not beating thing is a killer.
8. Shrew’s who: New mammal enters the book of life
A new shrew? You mean there is one worse than Hillary?
9. Woman votes absentee after death
Well, duh! Any respectable Democrat knows that death is not a barrier to voting.
10. Coach to Resign After Biting Wrestler
Note to self: Don’t say “bite me” around this guy.
Big, bright and beautiful. Sunshine.
Filled up my tank. Well, actually, in NJ someone fills your tank for you. Last week I paid $2.83. This week it is down to $2.75.
I remember when I was little that my mom paid 35 cents per gallon or some nonsense like that. Then Jimmy Carter got elected. Then we paid $1.00. I’m not a math whiz, but I wonder if that is comparable to today’s prices?
When I started driving 22 years ago, I paid $1.10, and sometimes a little less.
Recently, Gov. Corzine proposed a toll hike on our toll roads to gain revenue after his party frittered away our coffers–in only the way he could do it, idiotic and convoluted. In anticipation of folks crying foul, he said that if they don’t like it he could raise the gas tax. I’d say what my response to that is, but I used up my daily quota of “F” words while on the highway burning up precious gas. People, 65 mph means 65 mph, not 50 mph!
Well, like I said, at least someone else pumps my gas for me.
A German travel agency is offering a nudist day trip that involves a flight from an eastern German city to a resort at the Baltic Sea. But this is an expensive flight:
“It’s expensive, I know,” managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. “It’s because the plane’s very small. There’s no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other.”
I can think of a reason! I think they’ll need to replace the seat covers, don’t you? And what if the passengers “borrow” blankets and pillows at some point. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!
According to the travel agency, during the flight, the crew will wear clothes “for safety reasons.” Yeah, because, someone might put an eye out, and the crew can’t risk getting goosed in a special way while handing out the peanuts and drinks.
Date night with Daddy! I opted for the fajita salad. It was mostly lettuce, believe it or not. I don’t eat the taco shell, so that was not a diet issue. I did have chocolate ice cream, though. YUMMY!
The diner we go to plays some pretty decent music over the speakers. My favorite song of the evening is Lido Shuffle. How can you not want to dance around to this song?
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My cousin likes to say totally obnoxious things to me when I compliment his cute kids. Tonight, his response to my compliments was:
“Boys rule, girls drool.”
Now, I realize he’s biased. He’s a guy. But, I’ve seen plenty of guys drool, especially when they’ve had a few.
I know for a fact that old men drool, too.
What do you think?
(If you want a better argument, Fitch has one about beating up hippies. Enjoy.)