The scholarships in beauty pageants must not be very lucrative.
See, here in NJ, we do things a little different, a little edgier. Actually, we like our public figures, no matter how big or small in “publicness,” to be corrupt. They need to be thieves, liars, scammers, trashy, and vile.
It should come as no surprise, then, that Miss North Wildwood, NJ and her mom were arrested for manufacturing money.
I guess they thought they’d by-pass the economic issues in the state and pump some fake funds into the economy. Hey, if everyone and his brother can launder and blackmail, why can’t these ladies create their own money?
Detectives say they printed fake $50 bills and used them at two local stores, including the Wawa on New Jersey Ave. in N. Wildwood.
21-year old Ashley and her mom, 44-year old Kelly Nowacky are charged with having forgery equipment, forgery and conspiracy to commit forgery.
(H/T: NBC 10)
You know what I think got them caught? The “Hello Kitty” pic where Ulysses S. Grant should be. I hear the young pageant winner thought Grant was just too old and ugly to grace her money….so, not hawt.
Here’s Miss North Wildwood, where I hear she has a platform of more drunken senior weeks, boardwalk rides, and as many fudgy wudgies anyone can eat.
Oh, but she'll be hot when she's older, too!
- Crackhead chic? Yeah, that’s what Little Miss Sunshine will look like.
What else can I say? Well, “watch the tram car, please.”
Suddenly, I’m craving salt water taffy.
Now, if you’d like to see some legit caption contest winners who don’t need funny money, CLICK HERE. 🙂