Caption Contest

Hope you all have had a wonderful week.  Here is this week’s caption contest.  Provide your wit, and I will post winners Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend!  🙂

(Break.com)

The winners!!!
4.  Rides a Pale Horse
Totally unaware of his surroundings, Gary contemplates his entry for the RT’s Ponderings caption contest while waiting for his high cholesterol bacon and egg breakfast.
3.  Smite A. Hippie
After leaving the Apple store, Johnny had an empty stomach and an empty wallet. When hungry on a budget, there’s a diner for that.
2.  Cowboy Blob
Free Wi-Fi and a Chicken-fried Steak? This place beats McDonald’s by a mile! Who needs a laptop?
This week’s winner is…
1.  Mrs. Crankipants
September 30, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Michael just checked-in @ Miller’s Ale House (Langhorne, PA)
Michael just checked-in @ Golden Eagle Diner (Bristol, Pennsylvania)
Michael just checked-in @ Moriarty’s (Philadelphia, PA)
Michael just checked-in @ Texas Roadhouse
Michael just checked-in @ Durham Deli (Bristol, PA)
Michael just checked-in @ Subway
Michael just checked-in @ The Brothers Restaurant (Red Bank, NJ
Michael just checked-in @ Bertucci’s
Michael just checked-in @ Stadium Street Road Bar & Grill (Bucks, PA)
ad infinitum……

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

Cowboy Blob

Family Security Matters

Rodney Dill

Wyatt

Sunday Song

Matthew 7:7
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

Matthew 11:28-30
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

Many times in life we will find ourselves feeling as if we are at the end of ourselves.  Whether we are suffering physically, emotionally, or because of broken relationships, God is the steady force that will get us through all of it.  Christ understands all of those painful issues.  It is hard to give control over to a power we cannot see; however, usually what is holding us back is nothing more than the grip of pride.

If you really, honestly look back on times of struggle in your life, I bet you see God’s hand in helping you through them (even if they were times you did not actively seek God).

He doesn’t let go of us.

“Cry out to Jesus”–Third Day

Caption Contest

Hey y’all!  Here is this week’s caption contest.  Enter your captions, and I will post winners Tuesday evening.  Have a wonderful weekend!  🙂

(Source: Break.com)

This week’s winners. . .
4.  John D
Looks like mother knows best after all; her face did freeze like that.
3.  Smite A. Hippie
“Jersey Shore was cancelled???”
2.  Wyatt Earp
Jenny reacts to seeing Wyatt Earp naked.
This week’s winner is. . .
1.  cargosquid
Jenny discovers that the Situation is a girl.

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
Wyatt

Sunday Song

Deuteronomy 31:6
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.

I Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

When we feel weak, either physically or emotionally, God is there. We often don’t acknowledge it. I know, lately, I’ve been trying to be more aware of all that He does for me and express my gratitude for it. He is present in everything, and therefore, should be given His place in every aspect of my life.

When I struggle, feel alone, or having one of those “I suck beyond belief” days…God is always there, patiently waiting for me, loving me…unconditionally.

He has all of that love, patience, and strength to give to you, too. 🙂 Awesome, isn’t it?

“I am not alone”—Natalie Grant

Caption Contest

Can’t wait for the captions for this one…have fun!  I’ll post winners Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend!  🙂

This week’s winners:
3.  bob (either orr)
The enforcer-at-large for Democratic Party Congressional candidates demonstrates his right for the party faithful at a farm in Sasquatch Park, Ill.
2.  John D
What part of get me my COFFEE do you not… under… stand?!?
This week’s winner is. . .
1.  Wyatt Earp
Cowboy Blob threatens the paparazzi for taking the only known naked photo of him.

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Rodney Dill
Wyatt

Man beats woman with a cat

Wow.

A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head, according to police reports.

Around noon, Hoboken police were dispatched to 300 Marshall Dr., and a 20-year-old Jersey City woman was crying and told police that her boyfriend punched her a few times and hit her with a “feline cat,” reports said. She said she had pain to her lower back and the back of her head, reports said.

It was almost a cat-astrohpe!  Thankfully, the man was arrested.