July 5, 2009

Sunday Song

Romans 5:10-12
For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation.  Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned.

God models the ability to forgive and to reconcile.  What makes us better than Him?  They’ve been the two biggest lessons I’ve learned.

“Song of Reconciliation”–Ashton, Becker, Dente

July 4, 2009

Happy Independence Day!!!!!!

The Declaration of Independence was signed in Assembly Hall.

The Declaration of Independence was signed in Assembly Hall.

I sometimes think that we take the bravery exhibited by the men who signed the Declaration of Independence, and those who fought on behalf of it, for granted.

Enjoy your Fourth of July celebrations and your time with your families and friends.   Also, take time to reflect on the words of this document and maybe even say a prayer for our country, its leaders (local on up to the president), and as always, for our brave men and women serving us all over the globe.  A prayer of thanksgiving wouldn’t hurt, either.  We are very blessed.

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

  • He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
  • He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
  • He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
  • He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
  • He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
  • He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
  • He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
  • He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
  • He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
  • He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
  • He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
  • He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
  • He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
  • For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
  • For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
  • For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
  • For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
  • For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
  • For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
  • For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
  • For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
  • For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
  • He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
  • He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
  • He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
  • He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
  • He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

July 3, 2009

Sooooooooooo excited!!!!!

ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK ONE MORE WEEK

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July 3, 2009

Caption Contest

Have a great Fourth of July and a lovely weekend, folks!  I will post winners Tuesday evening. :)

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July 2, 2009

One of my favorite actresses has passed.

One of my favorite British actresses has died.  Her name was Mollie Sugden.  I watched a documentary on her a year or so ago and she just seemed like a lovely person.

If you have ever watched Are You Being Served, she was the sassy Mrs. Slocombe.

This is a portion of one of my favorite episodes.

(H/T:  UPI)

July 2, 2009

Did you know that the U.S. has no history?

Good thing she's pretty.

Good thing she's pretty.

Every now and then, I just feel the need to spew about Hollywood folks.  I know it means nothing, but I cannot get over just how vapid they are sometimes.  Rarely will you find a “star” that is in touch with reality.  Yes, there are those that have their feet on the ground and truly understand what others experience; however, there are those that totally eclipse those folks via sheer arrogance and stupidity.

My subject for today?  Gwyneth Paltrow (she realizes she grew up a rich, sheltered kid, right?)

Well…keep reading and you’ll find out that she is quite clueless and will again, make me angry when I sit to otherwise enjoy Iron Man.

You see, she considers Spain her second home and she speaks Spanish fluently.   Absolutely nothing wrong with that in my book.  I once new Italian well enough that I thinking in it.  It is a neat and useful skill (I’ve lost the Italian…never got to use it…should’ve taken Spanish).  She even makes sure her kids can speak Spanish.  Again, a very good thing.  (Speaking as an educator who knows what learning another language can do for kids.)

However, whenever she talks about one place, she feels the need to slam the United States.  Is it to ingratiate herself with the other country?  With the interviewer?  Is she secretly afraid to be neutral or afraid she’ll hurt someone’s feelings?

In any case…read on:

“It [Spain] is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible,” she said.

1.  Have you ever been to Philly?  I mean, your mom just got honored with a big award in the area…in an area where the Revolutionary War and the birth of our country took place.  A place where folks came here way before that even happened.

2.  You grew up in NYC.  I think there are some buildings there that are more than 17 years old…just a hunch.

3.  Okay.  I don’t get down with the scientists and their dating of things (they’ve been proven wrong before); however, I think we have a HUGE crater in Arizona, dwellings of the Native Americans, and dinosaur bones…they might not be buildings, but they are old as heck pieces of history.

Did she bleach her hair that day?  She did do the interview in Spanish.  Perhaps her Spanish isn’t that good?

She goes on…

“Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren’t running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don’t always have their Blackberries on.”

Well, you wouldn’t know this Ms. Paltrow, because your entire life has been spent in an environment where 9 to 5 doesn’t exist, but if folks put down their Crackberries in the U.S., especially if their employers expect them to have them on, they will get fired.

Would it be nice to have a slower pace of life?  Yep.  Take that up with IBM or something.  You can sit and enjoy a cup of coffee at a cafe.  I get 35 minutes to eat my lunch…20 minutes of it is usually spent making sure I’m ready for the rest of my day (copies and such…no last minute surprises).

I don’t doubt that Ms. Paltrow cares about her friends and family and genuinely appreciates the life she has.  She just doesn’t “get” the real world.

She does keep in touch with her pals in Spain, though.

Paltrow remains close to the family she lived with in Spain, calling them “my Spanish mother” and “my brothers” from Spain. Her success as an actress, she says, hasn’t impressed them.

(H/T:  MYWAY)

Well, that’s because you really aren’t that good of an actress.  Your mommy and daddy helped get you that fame.  Had you been a real person who had to really start from high school acting class in Podunk, you’d still be waiting tables and wondering if you could afford your electric bill this month.

Speaking of Iron Man…

July 2, 2009

So, I was thinking…

Don't ask why I picked this one.  I needed to see me skinny and blonde, I guess.

Don't ask why I picked this one. I needed to see me skinny and blonde, I guess.

I hate when I can’t sleep.

I turned off the television, the laptop, and was content to allow the thunderstorm to put me to sleep (was nodding off to begin with), and then blammo, I was and am wide awake.  Well, except for one still having issues with opening all of the way.

I can’t wait until I move.  I won’t have to use a fan to keep cool and I’ll be able to breathe.  I have dust issues.  Believe me when I say that this whole stinking apartment is one, big dust issue.

I was watching Jack LaLane, yesterday.  He’s 90 and has more energy in his pinky than I do in my big toe.  Or something like that.  I wonder if I buy his juicer (which I might do, now that I have counter space) if I’ll be as energetic.  I was thinking of juicing things, freezing the juice in ice cube trays, and then using the cubes to make my smoothies.  There are so many fruits that don’t come frozen that I’d like to use.  Maybe I’ll just go on a most-of-the-day liquid diet.  For breakfast I’ll have a smoothie and a protein, eat a normal lunch, and have a nice cold glass of vegetable juice and some protein.

I’m going window-shoppping for furniture today.  Tomorrow, the furniture will be purchased after I’ve had a little time to figure out the cost and what I’d really like or need to have.  I’m leaning toward a pretty reddish color for the formal living room.  It will go nicely with the colors that exist already (golds, tans, stone, hardwood floors).  It’s a queen sleeper sofa and loveseat that’s on sale.  It is a good price for something that won’t get used often and I won’t have to put a bed in the guest room right away.

Stupid fan and stuffed up nose with itchy eyes caused by stupid fan.

Ohhhhhhhh….I passed a corner produce stand with lots of pretty flowers down the street from my new house, today.  I won’t be doing any gardening this year, but the potted plants and hanging baskets I saw will look nice on the deck.  I’m going to get spider plants and stuff for inside the house…good for the air.  Could use that right now, sniffle sniffle.

I think I’ll stop my rambling, now.  :)

July 1, 2009

Whatever I want Wednesday & Caption winners

I think this song is rather timely.

I saw Megadeth twice.  Both times at a small club in Trenton.  The first time, Megadeth was opening for Slayer.  The second time, Megadeth headlined.  I met Dave Mustaine twice.  Both times, he was a bit of an arrogant jerk (more colorful language could be used, but I’m a good girl, now).

However, he has since, from what I understand, become a believer in Christ and continues to write socially conscious music (yes, folks, a lot of metal is exactly that, and I always respected his music…quite talented and observational).

So, as I said at the beginning of this, it is timely even though it was written for another time.  I heard it on the radio last week and the lyrics kind of hit me.

If you’d like to see the winners of the caption contest, CLICK HERE.  Sorry I’m late again, this week.  I can’t remember what day it is, lately.

“Symphony of Destruction”–Megadeth

June 30, 2009

HEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's one that is the most normal?

There's one that is the most normal?

1.  Can Gitmo’s terrorists be rehabilitated?
Ummm, gonna go out on a limb, here….99 percent of them?  NOPE!

2.  HAPPY DAYS WILL BE HERE AGAIN
YAY!  Fonzie will be mackin’ on all the ladies at the reitrement home!  I wonder if Leather Tuscadero will be there to entertain in the day room.  (You know, when my grandmom was in an assisted living home, I’d walk by the day room and hear the folks singing songs from the ’30s, ’40s and such…made me wonder what my generation will be singing in the home…Madonna?  Maiden?)

3.  Men charged with taking tourists on police chase
Huh?  You mean that 100 mph excursion down 1-95 wasn’t part of the “Philly pay-for-two-get-three nights special”?  Dang.

4.  Man tries to rob hotel with a butter knife
“Give me all of your cream cheese, or the bagel gets it!”

5.  Food Fight: Couple Accused of Assault Using Cheetos
It’s not easy being a cheetah.

6.  Pastor Welcomes Gun Owners to Bring Their Handguns to Church
He best not go past 12:00 p.m., though.  People get itchy around that time.

7.   White House announces new lighting standards…
Keeping us in the dark is nothing new, guys.

8. Thief nabbed selling stolen mower to owner
“Hey, dude.  You wanna buy a mower?”

“Yeah.  Mine got stolen the other day.  How much you want?”

“$50.”

“Let me see it first….HEY!  That’s my mower you moron!”

“Prove it!”

“It has my name on it and it is pink.  How many mowers do you see that are pink?  Huh?”

9. Worm charmer, 10, sets new record
Seriously?
I don’t even know what to say.  Is worm charming the minor-league for snake charming?

10. NYC bondage block party avoids complaints
Well, are you going to complain to people armed with whips, chains, and cuffs?

June 29, 2009

I could be a bazillionaire!

My skills are needed overseas, folks!  Well, if I didn’t have a hearty sensitivity to soy and soy-based products I could go.

My cousin sent me this link via my Facebook wall.  Here are some of my favorites.  (Be sure to click to see them.)

I’m not sure I want to eat at this restaurant.

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Now, I know, from experience, that not all languages utilize articles in the structure of their sentences.  However, reading this will show you the importance of “a,” “an,” and “the”.

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..  .– — -. -.. . .-. .. ..-. — .. -.-. -.- . -.– .– .- … .- .– .– ..— … .–. -.–

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And in keeping with the funny…

June 28, 2009

Soooo….

You ever get that bloated, “I-ate-too-much,” and my belly hurts feeling?  Yeah, I think Bussie felt that way, yesterday.  That is a speck of food on his tummy.  (I’m trying to teach myself Photoshop.  Hopefully, I’ll get better.)

Here are my efforts at erasing and painting.  The magic wand and other thingy were a bit frustrating.

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June 28, 2009

Sunday Song

Psalm 46:10
Be still, and know that I am God;
I will be exalted among the nations,
I will be exalted in the earth.

When we wait on God, His timing, and His perfect plan…everything is so much better and sweeter.

“I will wait for you There”–Phil Wickham

June 26, 2009

RANT

a aangrySo, when you buy a car, a house, join a health club, or get a cell phone plan, you read the fine print…the contract, right?  After all, you don’t want to be surprised when that $25 charge per month for the first year of whatever turns into $125, thereafter.

Well, yet again, Congress has seen fit to not read legislation before it is passed, especially after changes were made to an original document.

Consequently, Republican or Democrat, if you are representing NJ, and it comes time to vote for you…I’m voting AGAINST you.  I don’t care who you are.

Yes, I contacted my representative about the cap and trade BS.  Yes, I’m now wondering what I will have to give up to keep driving to my job.  I already pay around $2,000 per school year (36 weeks) for gas.  Last year, when the cost of gas was more, I paid closer to $3,000.  Living in NJ prohibits my ability to live in or near my school district.  Costs are too high.  For example, the house my dad has bought for me (so blessed…beyond blessed), would be a major fixer-upper price near where I teach and the property taxes would be $2,000 +/- a year more.  Not to mention that it is more congested and crowded up there, along with a quality of life that is lacking.

So…there is also the impact on the regular folk:  rising costs for industry and such = rising costs for us.

That’s just my simpleton view on it, but you know we are always the ones that bear the brunt of “costs”.  And yes, I read up on this a bit:  some opinion from both sides and some non-partisan commentary and reports.

So tired of all the B.S.  Does Washington realize that all of the rules they make have consequences?  We are not of unlimited funds.  Our bosses won’t give us raises so that we can afford to live in a government-standing-on-your-throat society.

Meanwhile….Nancy-poo flies back and forth from Cali in a huge plane.  All I do is go to work in my 4 cyl. car, use reusable bags, sit in a dark apartment (except for my computer and TV), use lukewarm showers instead of hot, and wash my clothes in cold water.  Wonder how many of the folks who voted for this do the same.

They could have at least read the legislation and debated it…or had open committee on it.

Maybe I’m just done voting, period.

June 25, 2009

Caption Contest

Ahoy!  It’s time for the weekly caption contest.  Provide your wit, and I will post the winners Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend!  :)

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THE WINNERS
3.  Maggie Mama
Obama considers himself a master of diplomacy and generally a smooth talker, but there was no way he was getting a free credit report.

2.  Rodney Dill
Obama speaks to Chief Justice, Dread Pirate Roberts  (Ed…loved the Princess Bride reference! )

This week’s winner is. . .
1.  Wyatt Earp
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of dumb.

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June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson

When I was a little girl, I loved to watch ANYTHING that had music and/or dance (if it had both…uber-happy).

I was given to watching a lot of variety shows (Sonny & Cher, Cher, Merv Griffin, Mike Douglas, etc…).  During that time the Jackson 5 was huge.  Bigger than life.  They had a cartoon and their own show.  I remember watching Michael Jackson and just wanting to do his spins.  I tried, but it was kind of hard to do on carpet…rub burns on the bottom of the feet and all.

I even dragged my dad to The Wiz, because I wanted to watch Michael Jackson dance.

Then came Thriller.  He lost me by that point.  I was on to my heavy metal world.  But, over the years I have watched the attention given to him.  Frankly, I never understood the hyper-appeal he had on fans (especially overseas).  He was a talented singer and dancer, but he was also given to quite strange behavior and appearance, alleged criminal behavior, and a childhood (from what has been made public) that was less than glamorous, opposite of what people expected and assumed.

He leaves behind children and family members, and I assume most, if  not all, loved him.  He was that little kid and that tragic adult.

This week Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson have died.  My thoughts and prayers go out to their friends and families, for they are feeling the pain of loss.  Yes, really did pray for them.

This is my favorite Jackson 5 song.  I bring it up on YouTube once in a while and when it comes on the radio, I blast it and sing along:

Unfortunately, with the death of an icon for a generation (whether you liked him or not), there will come the endless reports, crying fans, and worship-like attention (just like Elvis).  I hate that part of our culture…I’ll just change the channel.