Ahoy! It’s time for the weekly caption contest. Provide your wit, and I will post the winners Tuesday evening. Have a great weekend! 🙂
THE WINNERS
3. Maggie Mama
Obama considers himself a master of diplomacy and generally a smooth talker, but there was no way he was getting a free credit report.
2. Rodney Dill
Obama speaks to Chief Justice, Dread Pirate Roberts (Ed…loved the Princess Bride reference! )
This week’s winner is. . .
1. Wyatt Earp
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of dumb.
OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of dumb.
Hah! You piker! You can’t hold a candle to what me and the Chicago gang are plundering!
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Chavez. Ahmadinejad. Somali pirate. Obama will talk to them all. No preconditions.
Obama: I’d like you to take over as CEO of GM. That job calls for someone with a firm hand… er, um… hook.
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Obama tells Capt Hook he’s improved his song and sings,
“Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho
So, Try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn’t a boy
Who won’t enjoy
A-workin’ for meeeeeeeeeeee
The World’s Most Famous Crook”.
Obama: “And I think the Constitution is just like the Pirate’s Code… more and a guideline than actual rules.”
“Actually Same sex marriage laws will only apply to a first mate, but not a second.”
Obama speaks to Chief Justice, Dread Pirate Roberts
Obama considers himself a master of diplomacy and generally a smooth talker, but there was no way he was getting a free credit report.
Pirate: “Well what will your stimulus do for me?”
Obama: “Bend over and say ARRRRRRR“
Instead of by hook or by crook, its just hook by crook.
“Silence infidel… or I will keel… haul you.”
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Thanks, RT.
BTW is today one of YOUR days? Anything exciting planned?