It’s that time of the week! 🙂 Provide your witty captions and I’ll post winners Tuesday evening.
I hope you all have a wonderful holiday. Without Christ’s death and resurrection, we have no life.
THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Wyatt Earp
Surrounded by her golden lasso, Wonder Woman’s husband finally told her the truth: That she was so fat she was starting to bend light.
4. Rodney dill
“Sorry Flash, your undies came out pink.”
3. John D
“Invisible jet, my a$$! How about the invisible ceiling? The rest of the Justice League is out saving the world, and I’m stuck here washing everyone’s spare capes.”
2. Cowboy Blob
The loud crash outside indicated that she’d forgotten to leave orange cones around her invisible jet again.
This week’s winner is. . .
1. JumpOut
Superman’s rejection started Wonder Woman on a slow spiral that eventually led to her to meth addiction.
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Surrounded by her golden lasso, Wonder Woman’s husband finally told her the truth: That she was so fat she was starting to bend light.
Wonder Woman’s incontinence resulted in “golden underpants.”
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Little known to many, instead of using the Lariot of Gold, Wonder Woman would put villains into the Stainless Steel Dryer to extract the truth.
The loud crash outside indicated that she’d forgotten to leave orange cones around her invisible jet again.
“Invisible jet, my a$$! How about the invisible ceiling? The rest of the Justice League is out saving the world, and I’m stuck here washing everyone’s spare capes.”
Even those with extraordinary powers must, upon occasion take time out to perform mundane chores.
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Hey…you folks are hilarious! Esp liked Cowboy Blob’s.
I was just going to go with “Damn…another car pulling in! I purposely come in here at night to avoid the autograph hounds!”
“What do you mean this is your machine?”
Superman’s rejection started Wonder Woman on a slow spiral that eventually led to her to meth addiction.
“Sorry Flash, your undies came out pink.”
Wonder Washwoman!…drys her tights,and toasts her nachos,during the Justice League’s…..Ten peso night…at the Super Sudsy Laundry.
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