Don’t cry for her, Argentina. Provide your witty captions for this photo. I will post winners Tuesday evening. Have a wonderful first weekend of spring, folks! 🙂
THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!
7. John D
Madame Tussauds Wax Museum unveils its Nancy Pelosi wax figure. It looks like a plastic phony… but then so does the real thing.
6. Maggie Mama
“I am pretty. Oh, so pretty. I am pretty, and witty, and nuts.”
5. cbullitt
The wires connecting my mouth to my ears are fraying…I don’t know how long I can hold it. Help me Obi Wan Botox, you’re my only hope..and change…and…GET ME MY DOCTOR!!!
4. Wyatt Earp
(Mumbling) “I. Can’t. Feel. My. Face.”
3. Diller
Hello! I’m Nancy,……..and I am an alcoholic…..OOPS, wrong meeting.
2. Les James
Michael Jackson goes dirty blonde
This week’s winner is…
1. Jeffro
Collagen injection in lips – $$$
Nose job – $$$$$
Porcelain veneers – $$$$$$$
Facelift – $$$$$$$$$
Forgetting to have the neck and hands match –
Priceless!
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Suave Hairspray, $1.97 per bottle. I should have paid for the good stuff.
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‘O say can you see, how narrow minded I am…”
Randy
Collagen injection in lips – $$$
Nose job – $$$$$
Porcelain veneers – $$$$$$$
Facelift – $$$$$$$$$
Forgetting to have the neck and hands match –
Priceless!
San Fran Nan is developing the same “schizophrenic” smile like whacko Octomom.
“I am pretty. Oh, so pretty. I am pretty, and witty, and nuts.”
Can you see the suture marks?
(Mumbling) “I. Can’t. Feel. My. Face.”
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Madame Tussauds Wax Museum unveils its Nancy Pelosi wax figure. It looks like a plastic phony… but then so does the real thing.
The wires connecting my mouth to my ears are fraying…I don’t know how long I can hold it. Help me Obi Wan Botox, you’re my only hope..and change…and…GET ME MY DOCTOR!!!
Obvious PhotoShop job.
Standing in front of the flags creeps her out.
Michael Jackson goes dirty blonde
Dammit Wyatt, you stole mine 🙂
We’re ready for your close up Cruella d’Ville.
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Pelosi giggles when she realizes that it looks like she’s speaking into five robot penises.
Hi there!, my fellow Americans……all though I am grinning like a jackass…the joke’s on you!
Hello! I’m Nancy,……..and I am an alcoholic…..OOPS, wrong meeting.
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Dang, sorry I missed this one. Well, better late than never, I guess:
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands”.
HA! 🙂