There are a few things in life I can guarantee you will never see me do. Two of them are stand in line for a doll experiencing Cabbage Patch Kid levels of popularity and taking part in the Black Friday mayhem.
I have little patience when I am in crowded places. I get hot, impatient, and don’t want to deal with the stupidity of others. (Maybe it is leftover grrrr from the mosh pits.) Now, if I were to add to that people focused on buying a doll for a kid who will probably play with it for a day and those crazed bargain hunters…you might need to get me some bail money.
So…THIS is something I presume to be in the news a lot, with mothers in Wal-Marts beating the crap out of each other to get one for their little tikes.
Me? I’ll be at a Flyers game, thank you. I’d rather watch hockey players beat on each other while I have a pretzel and a Coke.