Penn State Mascot Arrested

The man who portrays Penn State’s Nittany Lion is drunk on love and beer . . . but mostly beer.

The current “best friend” of the Penn State Nittany Lion mascot faces public drunkenness charges at State College. The Daily Collegian says Clint Gyory, 20, faces misdemeanor public drunkenness and criminal mischief charges after an August 1 incident.

Allentown’s Morning Call says Gyory is a graduate of Parkland High School and was that high school’s mascot, Trojan Man.

Gyory apparently passed out in the back of a pickup truck after partying for his birthday.

Happy birthday, idiot! I guess Gyory wanted to cement PSU’s place as a top-notch party school.

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