Here are the highlights from the week:
Pinboy: We have to work that tricep as deep as we can, because your triceps muscles are long.
Me: Yeah, I have long upper arms, short forearms, small hands, a long torso, and short legs…and I’m 5’10”.
Pinboy: Yeah, like that Burger King commercial.
Next day. . .
Me: I think my face is getting fatter.
Pinboy: Looking dumbfounded…Uh…no.
Me: Is it in my head?
Pinboy: It’s in your head.
Me: I was one pound lighter after work than I was before work.
Pinboy: And that was???
Me: (Told him my weight and then told him that two days ago I weighed two pounds less than I do today.)
Pinboy: Your body is weird.
Oh, and he totally took advantage my inability to convert kg to lbs. I was lifting 12 kg kettle bells…26 freakin’ pounds! He had me convinced they were about 15 lbs.