*Knock….kncok….kncok*: “ Fond Du Lac, police…please come to the door.”
Dude: “Uh…what seems to be the problem officers?”
Police: “We have a complaint of loud noises coming from your apartment, sir.”
Dude: “But, I’m just rocking out.”
Police: “Uh…sir, your choice of music denotes loud noise, not ‘rocking out'”.
Dude: “Hey, man, I’m just rocking out and chilling to John Denver. What’s the problem?”
Police: “John Denver at high decibels is noise pollution, sir. That is the problem.”
My only question is, just how does one rock out to John Denver?
(Enjoy the pretty pictures.)