Tips for the day:

1.  When you put your really dry hands into a tote bag filled with folders and paper, you are bound to get a nice, deep paper cut.

2.  Don’t try to take a contact lens out of an eye that doesn’t contain a contact lens.

3.  Don’t drink a glass of milk before you go to the gym.

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2 thoughts on “Tips for the day:

  1. “2. Don’t try to take a contact lens out of an eye that doesn’t contain a contact lens”

    Done that more times than I can remember, especially after a night of drinking 🙂

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