1. Ninja outfit from the Ninja Emporium: $200
2. The coffee flavored air of Seattle numbing the brain: Free
3. Lots of booze: Probably lots of money, well unless it was Thunderbird.
4. A good, old-fashioned spike-topped fence: Well, who cares, really.
5. A self-made, drunk ninja who tries to leap the spiked fence in a single bound…a mess for paramedics and cops to clean up. Although, for a reader, HILARIOUS!
Now, go find out who won this week’s CAPTION CONTEST! 🙂