Wannabe ninja and caption contest winners

Momma said knock you out...ninja-style!

1.  Ninja outfit from the Ninja Emporium:  $200
2.  The coffee flavored air of Seattle numbing the brain:  Free
3.  Lots of booze:  Probably lots of money, well unless it was Thunderbird.
4.  A good, old-fashioned spike-topped fence:  Well, who cares, really.
5.  A self-made, drunk ninja who tries to leap the spiked fence in a single bound…a mess for paramedics and cops to clean up.  Although, for a reader, HILARIOUS!

(H/T:  UPI)

Now, go find out who won this week’s CAPTION CONTEST!  🙂