2. Wicked witch wanted: must cackle and like cats
Well, I guess it is a hard casting call with Pelosi busy destroying our country.
3. Putin’s hard man image targeted by spoof web song
Why am I now reminded of THIS?
4. Detroit man says stress led him to rob banks
Gee, I don’t know. Stress tends to lead me to cuss, exercise, eat, and/or pray. Never thought of robbing a bank.
5. Utah boy, 7, goes for spin to avoid church
I never could find an excuse big enough (unless I was truly ill)…stealing a car to avoid church surely breaks a commandment or two.
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