Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Robert Louis Stevenson
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
My friend said to me, “I think the weather’s trippy.” I said, “No, man, it’s not the weather that’s trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy.” Then I thought, “Man, I should’ve just said, ‘Yeah.'”
“If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?”