Not these fools:
Authorities in Arkansas said two men were arrested by sheriff’s deputies who spotted them pushing a country pickup truck down the street.
The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said Cpl. Andy Hoots was leaving the department’s adult detention center Sunday when he spotted three men pushing a truck bearing a county logo down the road Sunday with a fourth man behind the wheel,The (Pine Bluff, Ark.) Commercial reported Wednesday.
So, uh…what did they hope to do with the truck? The county was using it for parts. In the article the estimated value is stated as $500. These tools had bail set at $2500 each. Hmm…not only did they fail auto shop and drivers’ education, but also math.