Did you hear about the one where the ninja went into a dry cleaning store, and when they said the line, “Ancient Chinese secret,” the ninja decided to wield his sword and try to rob the store?
Police say a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner. According to police, a convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and carrying a sword in a sheath on his belt. When the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him, police said.
When she said she was, police said the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.
There, police said he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all the money inside. Police said he left after she told him she couldn’t open the drawer.
I call fraud on this ninja!
Ninjas are supposed to be fierce and crafty. This guy was lazy, easily duped, and broke the number one rule of the ninja code: never remove the mask!
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