Hey, ya got Prince Albert in a can????

Can you put moms on your do-not-call list?

Can you put moms on your do-not-call list?

*Ring, ring*
Son:  Hello?
Mother:  It’s your muthaaaaa!  Why don’t you call?  I gave birth to you.  What?  You can’t give your mother a phone call?

Ten minutes later…

Son:  Hello?
Mother:  You know, I was wondering if you could ever come visit me.  You never call.  You never visit.

Ten minutes later…
Son:  Hello?
Mother:  What?  Are you too busy to spend five minutes…hello?  Hello?

Ten minutes later…
Son:  Hello?
Mother:  Is your refrigerator running?  Hello?  Bah!

(H/T:  YAHOO)

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