Reporter: Today, folks, you will get to call in and ask President Obama questions. No topic is off limits, too.
Okay, let’s start taking callers.
Caller 1: President Obama, why do you want to bankrupt the nation with more needless spending? Didn’t the money we just gave out not accomplish much of anything?
Obama: I won and we’ll do as I say. How dare you question the Obama.
Caller 1: But I thought…
Obama: You thought wrong. Next caller.
Caller 2: President Obama?
Obama: That’s my name. Next caller.
Caller 3: Mr. Obama, I was wondering if you think it is okay to not pay taxes? I mean Vice-President Biden said it is the patriotic thing to do, but what if I don’t have the money to pay my taxes and I am otherwise a decent person?
Obama: Unless you are going to be my treasury secretary, you will pay fines, interest and face jail time. Next question.
Caller 4: Why did you get rid of your Baby Bentley (Chrysler 300) for a Prius when you began your run for president?
Obama: Because Al Gore told me so.
Caller 5: How do you propose we be friends with the likes of Ahmadinejad when he says Israel should be wiped off of the face of the earth?
Obama: Israel? What Israel?
Caller 6: Can you speak in anything other than trite phrases and cliches?
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