Caption Contest

Submit your witty and entertaining caption for this pic.  (The dude on the floor is a sculpture, btw.)  I will post winners sometime Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend!

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THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.  JumpOut
Holy Crap, this guy has Jimmy Hoffa’s body in his belly button!

3.  Rodney Dill
“Uh sir…. Godot has been here and left aready… you missed him.”

2.  Cowboy Blob
Wyatt… WYATT! I know the baby’s loud, but you gotta go home to sleep! You’re weirding out the whores, junkies, and pimps we bring through here!

This week’s winner is. . .
1.  John D
Once upon a time, Bob was Tom Selleck’s stunt double on MAGNUM PI. Now he’s just another drunken has-been, living in the past.

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:

Cowboy Blob

Family Security Matters

Gone Rick Motel

Right Pundits

Rodney Dill

Wizbang

Wyatt

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Other people’s words

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I’m tired.  I’m in pain…the legs are really swollen for some reason.  How swollen?  I weighed five pounds more Wednesday morning than I did Tuesday morning.  I even tried going to the gym to see if that would help…nope.  Like I said, I’m tired.

Instead of actually trying to write my own post (or something close to it), I thought I’d give you some quotations to rattle through your minds.
Have an awesome day!

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
— Demetri Martin

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
— Dale Carnegie

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
— Charlie Chaplin

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
–Mark Twain