Caption Contest!

Yeee haaa!!!!!  Two more weeks and we are done for four years….well, kind of.  Create a witty, engaging, crazy-funny caption for this photo.  Have fun, and have a great weekend!  I’ll post winner Tuesday evening.

THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.  JumpOut

McCain: AHHH Heart attack!!!

Obama: …

4.  Old NFO

Damn, what crawled up you and died???? HIllary????

3.  Gasgwar

McCain gagged and thought to himself, “Socialism really leaves a mess behind!”

2.  Wyatt Earp

John McCain gags on Obama’s “carbon emissions.”

1.  Rich


Other caption contests:

(Where I could, I just provided a link to the websites if a contest was not yet available.  I will change the link later in the day.)

Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Is this Life?
Right Pundits

Right UR

Rodney Dill
Wyatt (I won last week!!!!!!)

Somewhat funny jokes to tickle your funny bone

Like you haven’t heard this one…
So there’s these 2 muffins in an oven.

They’re both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells “Damn, it’s hot in here!”

And the other muffin replies “Holy Crap, a talking muffin!”

I’ll use my seeing eye dog:
Panda A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.

The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, “Pardon me. May I help you with something.”

The blind man says, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

Life of cows and bulls
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stand up and brush themselves off and go back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass. Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next pasture. The bulls just say “moo.” Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, “Moo? What’s the mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed ?” “Isn’t it obvious?” the bull replies. “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”

All-American Manliness: Nebraska

I think I’ll stick with the cool, American icons, today.  Guess who can claim Nebraska as a native son?  Marlon Brando! While his personal life served as fodder for tabloids and had his quirks, he was an amazing actor.

Rather than ramble on about him, I thought I’d provide scenes from his most famous movies.  Click on the movie titles to see the clips.

A Streetcar Named Desire

On the Waterfront

The Wild One

The Godfather

Apocalypse Now

(If you’ve never read Heart of Darkness, do so.)