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November 20, 2009

Caption Contest

Is it me, or were the pictures just not there this week?  Anyhoo, here’s a challenge for you.  Provide your witty and funny captions, and I will post winners Tuesday evening.  Have a great weekend, everyone! 

OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
Wyatt

November 18, 2009

Some slightly bent humor

Employee Reference
At times I was asked to provide references for former employees by companies considering hiring them.
On one firm’s form was the question: “Was this person a steady worker?”
Since the guy was a well-known do-nothing, I entered, “Not just steady, but motionless” in the space provided.
Blonde Cookbook
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made [...]

November 17, 2009

Wannabe ninja and caption contest winners

1.  Ninja outfit from the Ninja Emporium:  $200
2.  The coffee flavored air of Seattle numbing the brain:  Free
3.  Lots of booze:  Probably lots of money, well unless it was Thunderbird.
4.  A good, old-fashioned spike-topped fence:  Well, who cares, really.
5.  A self-made, drunk ninja who tries to leap the spiked fence in a single bound…a mess [...]

November 17, 2009

Hmmm…

Why doesn’t THIS ADVICE from a “government panel” surprise me????  Asses.

November 15, 2009

Sunday Song

Last week, I had a Sunday Song all set to go, but because I was in a life-induced haze, I neglected to post it.  This week, I am going to post it, but I’m going to post it with a follow-up video, too.  Not a follow-up on the story, but on how God just gently [...]

November 12, 2009

Caption Contest

Let’s get things started early this week.  Provide your witty and tasteful caption, and I will post the winners Tuesday evening.    Have a great weekend!

 
 
THE WINNERS!!!!
3.  Maggie Mama
The Obama Administration has replaced the “Uncle Sam” image with a friendly version, but he still wants YOU!
2.  Deathlok
(The last days of Captain Kangaroo)
“Mr. Moose. . [...]

November 11, 2009

Whatever I want Wednesday…

If I had a son, I dare say this is what I’d see in the rear view mirror of my car.

November 11, 2009

Veterans Day

 
On this day, remember those who have served our country.  We can never thank them enough.
 

November 10, 2009

A story and caption contest winners

Because you’re never too old to earn a Darwin award…

Man injured destroying fireworks
HOLLAND, Mich., Nov. 10 (UPI) — Authorities in Michigan said a 79-year-old man suffered cuts, abrasions and burns when he attempted to destroy old fireworks in a backyard fire pit.
Ottawa County sheriff’s deputies responding to a report of a fire on a roof [...]

November 10, 2009

Tad busy

I had a Sunday Song all ready to go, but I was too zonked to post it.  I’ve been having fatigue issues since I got my flu shot.  Then…well, there was a ton of grading to do.  While I know that was hyperbole, I did have a lot of grading to catch up on (see [...]

November 6, 2009

Caption Contest

It is that time again, folks!  Provide your witty, tasteful, and entertaining captions.  I will post winners Tuesday evening.  If you didn’t get a chance to see who won this past week’s contest, CLICK HERE for the winners.    Have a great weekend!

 
 
THE WINNERS. . .
3.  John D
On ABC’s new game show, WHO WANTS [...]

November 3, 2009

A sunset. . .

Yesterday, when I was on my way home, I got to see this really pretty sunset.  The sky was purple, pink, and blue.  The picture really doesn’t do it justice; however, I hope you can see how the sun created silver outlines (linings) on the clouds that were breaking up at the end of the [...]

November 2, 2009

Epiphany

There is a women’s clinic near where I grew up.  The other week, when I was going back and forth from the doctor, I drove by it.  Faithfully, everyday, rain or shine, there are a few people outside praying.  They never confront those going into the clinic, but they stand and pray.
When I was a [...]

November 2, 2009

Just some thoughts…

So, it has been a while since I actually really wrote something for the blog, eh?  I’ve been really busy with work and feeling kind of not myself, lately.  Not sick, but just not myself.
I’ve been thinking, lately, about gratitude.  I tend to get anxious about some things every now and then:  needs, wants, and [...]

November 1, 2009

Sunday Song

John 10:7-15
Therefore Jesus said again, “I tell you the truth, I am the gate for the sheep.  All who ever came before me were thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not listen to them.  I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.  He will come in and go out, and find [...]