It is that time again, folks! Provide your witty, tasteful, and entertaining captions. I will post winners Tuesday evening. If you didn’t get a chance to see who won this past week’s contest, CLICK HERE for the winners. 
Have a great weekend!
THE WINNERS. . .
3. John D
On ABC’s new game show, WHO WANTS TO WIN SOME STIMULUS MONEY?, contestants compete to see who can explain simple concepts to Washington politicians. Here, a contestant attempts to explain basic arithmetic to Vice President Joe Biden.
2. Deathlok
Damn! Which bottle had the liquid HME in it?
This week’s winner is. . .
1. Rodney Dill
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.
OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:
Cowboy Blob
Milton breaks the first rule of academic achievement: Never cheat off of Joe Biden.
If Joe Biden was President, Joe Biden wouldn’t have to sit here looking like he’s interested in what these morons have to say.
Damn! Which bottle had the liquid HME in it?
Note: Home Made Explosive (HME)
“Did Joe switch the bottles as I leaned down to pick up the pencil he knocked to the floor–or did he just pretend to switch bottles?”
where will you be when your laxative kicks in.
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“Continue visualizing this. Work with me on this. The next step in creating this hypothetical cat’s cradle is to slip both forefingers under the loops of the imagined string looped around both ring fingers..”
No Joe. Please don’t take it that way. When I define a big word before using it, I’m not making any insinuations about any individual on this panel.
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On ABC’s new game show, WHO WANTS TO WIN SOME STIMULUS MONEY?, contestants compete to see who can explain simple concepts to Washington politicians. Here, a contestant attempts to explain basic arithmetic to Vice President Joe Biden.
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