Hope you all have had a great week! Now, it is time for some humor. Provide your witty and entertaining captions, and I will post winners Tuesday evening.
Have a great weekend!
THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Rodney Dill
The cake is a lie.
5. John D
“Here, have a cupcake, Helen. These will be illegal once my health care bill passes, so enjoy them while you can.”
4. Jeffro
Witnesses claimed that was the moment before the President tripped and Helen Thomas ended up with cupcakes covering her face. Some quipped: “Her looks were greatly improved.”
3. Maggie Mama
Obama hoped if he stuffed her face he wouldn’t get any more questions; little did he know Helen doesn’t care if she talks with food in her mouth.
2. Old NFO
Obama regifting the cupcakes Helen Thomas made for President Eisenhower…
This week’s winner is . . .
1. Deathlok
The racial tolerance meeting was held today at the White House. In attendance were
(1) A black man serving food to a white woman.
(2) An oriental with a camera.
(3) An Italian woman with leopard pants.
(4) A white male junior exec taking notes completely oblivious that he is the least promotable person in the room.
OTHER CAPTION CONTESTS:
Cowboy Blob
Right Pundits
1. “And to wash these down, Robert Gibbs will be bringing in a tall, cool glass of shut the hell up.”
2. Obama offers a peace offering after stealing the “old bag’s” marble rye.
(together)
Barry: “There is no cake, there is no ice cream…. happy birthday.”
Helen: “There is notstimulus, there is no recovery… happy birthday.”
(together)
Barry: “There is no cake, there is no ice cream…. happy birthday.”
Helen: “There is no stimulus, there is no recovery… happy birthday.”
-corrected
Witnesses claimed that was the moment before the President tripped and Helen Thomas ended up with cupcakes covering her face. Some quipped: “Her looks were greatly improved.”
Before accepting a cupcake, Helen should reflect on the tale of Snow White and poison apples.
Obama hoped if he stuffed her face he wouldn’t get any more questions; little did he know Helen doesn’t care if she talks with food in her mouth.
“Mr. President, are you telling the American people to eat cake?”
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Obama regifting the cupcakes Helen Thomas made for President Eisenhower…
“I brought it and now you are going to eat it !”
“Here, have a cupcake, Helen. These will be illegal once my health care bill passes, so enjoy them while you can.”
If Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson see this, they’ll once again be busy, denouncing the African-American man still being expected to serve Whitey.
“Have one cupcake.”
“Don’t call me cupcake.” (THWACK)
“Have one cupcake.”
“Sure… beefcake.”
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“I even had the chef frost the hash brownies just the way you like them.”
chsw
“[Helen] eats a cake and expects something peculiar to happen to her. After awhile her neck grows so much that eventually she does not even see her own feet any more. [Helen] is so surprised that for a moment she forgets to speak good English and cries out: ‘Curiouser and curiouser.’”
Helen suddenly realizes she’s in Wonderland.
(apologies to Lewis Carroll.)
Eat the blue one, sweetie.
The cake is a lie
The racial tolerance meeting was held today at the White House. In attendance were
(1) A black man serving food to a white woman.
(2) An oriental with a camera.
(3) An Italian woman with leopard pants.
(4) A white male junior exec taking notes completely oblivious that he is the least promotable person in the room.
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A man of few words. Heh.