1. Can Gitmo’s terrorists be rehabilitated?
Ummm, gonna go out on a limb, here….99 percent of them? NOPE!
2. HAPPY DAYS WILL BE HERE AGAIN
YAY! Fonzie will be mackin’ on all the ladies at the reitrement home! I wonder if Leather Tuscadero will be there to entertain in the day room. (You know, when my grandmom [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 30, 2009
HEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29, 2009
I could be a bazillionaire!
My skills are needed overseas, folks! Well, if I didn’t have a hearty sensitivity to soy and soy-based products I could go.
My cousin sent me this link via my Facebook wall. Here are some of my favorites. (Be sure to click to see them.)
I’m not sure I want to eat at this restaurant.
Now, I know, [...]
June 28, 2009
Soooo….
You ever get that bloated, “I-ate-too-much,” and my belly hurts feeling? Yeah, I think Bussie felt that way, yesterday. That is a speck of food on his tummy. (I’m trying to teach myself Photoshop. Hopefully, I’ll get better.)
Here are my efforts at erasing and painting. The magic wand and other thingy were a bit frustrating.
June 28, 2009
Sunday Song
Psalm 46:10
Be still, and know that I am God;
I will be exalted among the nations,
I will be exalted in the earth.
When we wait on God, His timing, and His perfect plan…everything is so much better and sweeter.
“I will wait for you There”–Phil Wickham
June 26, 2009
RANT
So, when you buy a car, a house, join a health club, or get a cell phone plan, you read the fine print…the contract, right? After all, you don’t want to be surprised when that $25 charge per month for the first year of whatever turns into $125, thereafter.
Well, yet again, Congress has seen fit [...]
June 25, 2009
Caption Contest
Ahoy! It’s time for the weekly caption contest. Provide your wit, and I will post the winners Tuesday evening. Have a great weekend!
THE WINNERS
3. Maggie Mama
Obama considers himself a master of diplomacy and generally a smooth talker, but there was no way he was getting a free credit report.
2. Rodney Dill
Obama speaks to [...]
June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson
When I was a little girl, I loved to watch ANYTHING that had music and/or dance (if it had both…uber-happy).
I was given to watching a lot of variety shows (Sonny & Cher, Cher, Merv Griffin, Mike Douglas, etc…). During that time the Jackson 5 was huge. Bigger than life. They had a cartoon and their [...]
June 25, 2009
HEADLINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Nixon Library Releases New Tapes…
Unfortunately, they are in 8-track and no one has a 8-track player available.
2. Report: Kim Jong Il puts son as head of spy agency
Now he’s waiting by the mailbox for his super-deluxe decoder ring!
3. Boozy Aussies get ‘on the wagon’ for charity
Unfortunately, they weren’t quite sobered up and [...]
June 24, 2009
Choose your poison…
Want to know what I’ve been doing? It really works well, folks.
Want to know who won this week’s caption contest? CLICK HERE!
June 24, 2009
Whatever I want Wednesday
I couldn’t make up my mind this week. I love John Waite’s voice. Oddly, I don’t like his biggest hits. However, I do love these two songs and couldn’t choose between them.
“Isn’t it Time”–The Babys (Yes, that’s how it is spelled.)
“Change”–John Waite
June 24, 2009
No stunt-groom required???
Those of you who know me, know I love to watch Bridezillas. I love watching such out-of-control crazy-people (as long as they are not in proximity to project their craziness onto me). I think I just like to wonder about them. I haven’t seen this happen, though:
A Florida couple are wrangling in the courts about [...]
June 23, 2009
Edit much?
1. This is a site that provides tips and resources to teachers.
2. This is a site developed by a newspaper for the “Newspapers in Education” program.
3. Take a look at this screen capture and tell me why my eyes are bleeding. Thank you.
(If you click on the picture to make it larger, any comments you [...]
June 23, 2009
A little culture…
This is how I know I am a teacher: I see kids like this (much like the ones I teach) and I want to cry because I am so proud. They aren’t even my students, but I get so full of happiness when I see kids doing great things.
I’ve seen and experienced what it is [...]
June 22, 2009
No gun? No service.
Bad guy: Hey, give me your money!
Clerk: Uh, dude….NO.
Bad guy: Give me money or I’ll hurt you.
Clerk: With what? You ugly face and bad breath?
Bad guy: Heeeeeeeey! I want all of your money, NOW!
Clerk: Nope.
Bad guy: AAAAAARGH!
Clerk: Heh…Listen, idiot: You’ve got the nerve to come in here unarmed to rob me and expect me to [...]
June 22, 2009
While wearing an Adam Ant t-shirt, I accidentally sat on an ant hill, once.
I like watching the travel channel. Two of my favorite shows are Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations Required and John Ratzenberger’s Made in America.
Well, while I was watching Mr. Bourdain in Saudi Arabia, I saw a commercial for a show titled Bite Me, with Dr. Mike. In this show, Dr. Mike (guess the doctor thing means [...]
