Random stuff

Have you ever had to explain to teenagers that when Shakespeare uses the word, “ho,” he doesn’t mean the loose girls?
Why is it that the one day I went to the store to pick some bananas they were all green? Now I have to wait to eat them. Dangit.
I think I’ll go see Iron Man [...]

KA-BOOM!

Recently, a minefield of sorts has been found underneath a defunct drive-in theater near me.
I think of all the years people sat in their cars watching the movies, then in recent years all of the people walking around it shopping for flea market finds.
I’m honestly too tired to come up with a real post for [...]

Picture of the Day

I’ll post winners of the caption contest tomorrow evening. Until then, feel free to leave a witty caption entry. My brain hurts, no more decision making today. O.k.?
Here’s a picture from my drive home. (I pointed and shot with the cell phone…no aiming or focusing or putting any [...]

Flyers vs. Habs: Game 3

Tonight the Flyers and Habs play game three of their second round match-up.
Keeping with my “shout outs,” I’d like to play this song for the loudest, brazenist (heh) fans in the universe! O.k., so I have an excuse to play this song. I don’t really like the video, but the song is [...]

Headlines: Somewhat "Bad RT" version. It happens.

1. Testicle bill dangles over Fla. legislatorsState reps from Miami are always up for some bill dangling over them.
2. Cops: Carjacker asks TV crew for directionsBeing the anti-cop, liberal yahoos that television reporters are, the crew members sent them in the direction opposite of jail.
3. Chicago mayor arms cops with M4 [...]

SMUG

I thought of a word, today, that is already coined, but struck me funny. It’s a word that describes people I run into at work and at the local hippie grocery store. You know, the type of people that make me want to take an organic eggplant and throw it at their heads…really [...]

Le’t go Flyers!

I was all set to watch the Flyers game last night. I couldn’t wait, because I knew the Flyers were really angry about game one (well I was). But given my true form, lately, I fell asleep minutes before the puck was dropped, and I woke up at 10:30. What a pisser. [...]

Weigh-in

I haven’t lost anything. Nothing to report, except for frustration. I’m going to see if changing my breakfast routine will help. It might be the protein shake. If I was more active, it would be o.k. to have the shake. My reasoning could be wrong, though.
I’m really limited as [...]

Sunday Song

Proverbs 27:17 As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.
Yesterday, I had the opportunity to go to a get-together for Christian women. A co-worker invited me. We’ve worked together for four years, but never really discussed our faith until this year. Even though she sits right next to me, our schedules [...]

Meme about me.me.me.

I have been tagged by Old NFO with a meme. It’s about me. This might be a tough one. /snark
Here are the rules if you decide to play along:1) Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.2) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.3) Tag [...]

Caption Contest

I wonder what Prime Minister Brown and President Bush really wanted to say to each other–hmmm…
Provide a witty, creative caption (or Photoshop entry). I’ll post winners Monday evening. Have a great weekend!

THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Rodney Dill: “Didja ever havta consider putting up a wall to keep the French out?”
2. Noddy: [...]

Your choice

Today you have your choice for discussion. Choose one or both. It’s up to you.
1. If you could do anything or be anything what would it be?
2. Is it me, or is looking at the “front” page of the Drudge Report just plain depressing?

Hope you all have a great day! [...]

Gettin’ on my nerves

There are some things/people doing the Mexican hat dance on my one, last nerve-some recent pet peeves, if you will:
1. Two-faced people.
2. All of the drama and baggage that goes with teaching and advising teenagers. They really are shitty toward each other. It’s depressing.
3. The slowness with which June is [...]

Hold ‘em if you got ‘em!

And I thought the Salem witch trials were wacky!
It appears that in the congo, sorcerers have been using their freaky magic to steal or shrink men’s penises.
Imagine: You go to bed one night a happy man. However, when you wake up the next morning, you are no longer a member of the stand [...]

Just pondering. . .

1. What will Obama have to do to re-shine that star of his?
2. What will Bill Clinton do next to stick his foot in his mouth?
3. Which career choice seems wiser? Alligator wrangler or bear trainer? Better yet, why do these jobs even exist?
4. Is it me or [...]